- How can you make seven even? „By taking away the S.“
- How can you make sure you get straight As? „Use a ruler.“
- What did the triangle say to the circle? „You’re pointless.“
- What do teachers do at the beach? „Test the water.“
- What is blue and not heavy? „Light blue.“
- What is the snake’s favourite subject? „Hissssstory.“
- What is why when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean? „A blackboard.“ [Now that’s outdated!]
- What kind of meals do maths teacher’s eat? „Square meals.“
- What kind of school do giants go to? „High school.“
- What time would it be if T-Rex came to school? „Time to run“
- What will happen if you swallow a book of synonyms? „You’ll get thesaurus throat you ever had.“
- What’s a maths teacher’s favourite dessert? „Pi.“
- Who’s in charge of the pencil case? „The ruler.“
- Why did the dog do so well at school? „Because he was the teacher’s pet.“
- Why did the echo get a detentions? „For answering back, back, back.“
- Why did the kids eat their homework? „Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.“
- Why did the music teacher have a ladder? „To reach the high notes.“
- Why did the student throw her watch out the window? „To see time fly.“
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class? „She had really bright students.“
- Why was the maths book sad? „It had too many problems.“
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