Peace begins with a smile!
Pick a number between 1 and 10 and then look at your Christmas joke!
1) What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? – A Holly Davidson!
2) What do you call a cat in the desert? – Sandy Claws!
3) Who is the Music Elf’s favorite reindeer? – Dancer!
4) What did the sea Say to Santa? – Nothing! It just waved!
5) What says Oh Oh Oh? – Santa walking backwards!
6) What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? – The elf-abet!
7) Who is the king of Santa’s rock and roll helpers? – Elfis! (Thank you, thank you very much!)
8) Who is Santa Claus married to? – Mary Christmas!
9) Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? – They always drop their needles!
10) What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather? – Is it going to rain dear?!
Hahaha! 😀